...I bet you're probably wondering why we did this? Well, I'm guessing the same exact reason why you're looking at this. We're internet bums, we have no life, we're crazy, and we're EXTREMELY BORED all of the time. ...Does that sum up your life? Okay, okay, so one of us probably dragged you here...

*ahack* But other than those reasons, it's entirely because we're just the definition of awesome kay. I mean seriously. Your life just ain't complete until you meet us. We're like... cooler than pogo sticks. WHICH are pretty darn cool, in my opinion. I'll give them a second place... placing... of coolness and awesomeness. But Ellie and Emmie take the cake. Why?

...Uhhhh... Because, we're such a kickass team! ^_^ You see, our friendship happened so quickly it amazes us, so therefore, that makes us awesome. Don'tchu love our reasoning? Have you met anyone awesome enough to make your hoo-hoo tingle? Have you ever met anyone awesome enough to make your hoo-hoo tingle and actually know what a hoo-hoo is?! Do people get you excited, or ever suggest making Gummy Bear Sex?! ...I didn't think so. Oh, unless you're Ellie or Emmie.

...I think that's basically it. But the main reason is because we're just bored. ...And we amuse ourselves. A little too much. Oh, and we've also done most of this site between like 3-4am, so. We're also a little drunk. Drunk+high=Emmie and Ellie.

So there ya have it. In conclusion...