Well, we decided that since this site is about us... And our coolness... And our adventures are freakishly cool... This is a pretty important section. XD So. Here they are. In their fun... HTMLed up links... That are very complicated to make. Well. They aren't. I just wanted to see if I could make you feel bad or gape at my... amazingness... or something... *ahack*
The Chronicles of Awesome
"But... Police Officer, We're Dying!"
Hustle, Girls!
The Walk of Barefootedness
...We're Not Even In Shape To Bum
It's Our One Week Anniversary! (Part One)
It's Our One Week Anniversary! (Part Two)
Do the Fair-y!
Karma for Skipping
As the first adventure I'm going to be describing, this should be very exciting for every single person in the woooorld. So. Uh. EVERY SINGLE PERSON THE WORLD, BE EXCITED. There. Well, this took place on September 7th, 2004. It was the day after Labor Day, a Tuesday... A really boring day overall. It was also the fourth day of Emmie and Ellie knowing each other! Which is some pretty exciting stuff. I know you're all jumping with joy. Anyway, we had decided for some odd reason not to be bums that year and get involved in school activities! (...This really didn't last long, but you have to admire that we tried.) We had decided to do drama, Key Club, and Civil Rights... Very exciting, I know.
Well, we soon found out that Civil Rights and Key Club met on the same days at the same time! Oh dear. So we had chosen Key Club and knew about that. Thursday. Yes. But drama? Yeah, we so did not know about drama. Until morning announcements that day. I heard it! I really did! And... drama met that afternoon... At the middle school. Well... I told Emma about this and... She was sort of like, "Okay." We were all so set with it! ...Or so we thought.
It wasn't until the afternoon that the problem snuck out like a stinky and loud fart during nap time, or a loud poop during... a certain skipping... <_< >_>... After school. Fun. You see, Emma's mom picks her up! The only problem with this is that her mom also... lives a while away. So. Lots of driving. We went out to meet her. After a lot of confusion and me being incapable of explaining a two-minute drive, with suggestions like, "Why don't you just drive next to us as we walk?" we came to a solution! Her mom would drive both of us to the middle school. Well... They have a two-seated car. First we tried fitting Emma in the middle. Emma... Didn't fit in the middle. So then we tried to fit her in my lap. Uhh. She was too tall for the car. So we came up with a seating arrangement of Emma being half on me, half on the thing in the middle.
Well, that's all fine and dandy I guess if you have a seatbelt in the middle, an actual seat to sit on, and maybe a top on the roof... But we had none of those. We spent a lot of time staring out the window wearily... Uhh... What if someone kind of... saw this... that had the ability, of I dunno... Doing something about it?!
Her mom actually asked this question. Emma came up with the most brilliant solution in all of freakin' history. "But officer, I'm dying!" ...Her mom somehow found a reason to laugh at this brilliant suggestion and actually came up with a suitable comeback, "And she just had to bring her friend too." So. That, my friends, is when Emma pointed out, "She's dyiing too.
This is how Emmie and Ellie came to be dying... Yes. We've been dying for quite some time now. Over a year. o_O ... Wasn't that an exciting, story?! ^_^
Yet another exciting adventure donned upon the amazing Emmie and Ellie! Since the last one was the definition of exciting, I can already tell that everyone's dying to hear this one. It'd sell faster than the Harry Potter books! Gee, think anyone would cosplay as us? Dammit, I sure would if I wasn't me. We are just that cool.
Well, it's another DRAMAtic story, because it involves DRAMA. Ha ha ha, get it, drama... dramatic story... <_< >_>... yeah, well, Anyway. We didn't know about the meeting. Again. Why have two in a row?! >_< Anyway, it wasn't until like halfway through the day or something that our friend Libby told me... So I told Emma at lunch. We planned to walk to the middle school, but the only problem was that... Her mom picks her up. Gee, what a problem.
Well, there wasn't much we could do about it then. We discussed more stuff in PE (I hate PE. Hate hate hate.) but since we were separated (haaaaaate) we couldn't really do much. It was after this class that one of us decided to ask Mrs. Norton, our Pre AP English teacher, if we could go call her mom!
Weee... Well, Norton asked us if we could wait until after class. Emma was ready to agree, but I remembered the whole... Drive... part of it. So I disagreed with it. ^_^ Go me, go me. We explained the whole drive thing, and Norton allowed us to go! Just... With the order, "Hustle, girls!
Well, you're sending the girl that can't tell directions for a two minute drive and the girl that doesn't like the school so much that she... doesn't pay attention. Is it really possible for us to hustle?! Well, we tried. I had worn a stick with tights and shoes that slid off of my feet constantly that day... So I had to take off my shoes. We went to the library first. Psh. They wouldn't let us call. For educational things only. *rolls eyes* Sooo it was the next stop Norton suggested. Student Services!
Student Services is probably 20-30 steps away from the Library... depending on how big of steps you take. It should have taken us like five seconds. But now you have to remember who we are, the fact that we're freshmen and... We were dumb. XD In an intelligent way, though. I got Student Services mixed up with the office. Don't ask how. Just really do not ask. We were on our way to the opposite end of the hallway we were currently on. Hustling. Hustle. Hustle. Hustlehustle. It was when we reached the cafeteria that I stopped and said, "...Wait a minute. Weren't we supposed to go to Student Services?" ... "Yup." ... "But Student Services is back... There." And so we turned around and stared, then laughed.
But remember, we were supposed to be HUSTLING! So we hustled our way back there. ...Actually, we pretty much ran. Screw school rules. (Look, we were budding rebels.) We were snorting and giggling along the way, and got our first (and my only) "Stupid Freshmen" look! Yeah. We don't act immature. Ever.
After lots of hustling, we finally got to use a phone! Weeee! And we hustled back. To English. And went to class. But that has nothing to do with hustling, so. Mleh.
After all the trouble we went through with hustling, it was a good thing that Emma's mom actually got the message she left her. Don't you agree? Hoo yes. It would have been kinda... stupid... Yeah... Anyway. We actually did have to walk to the middle school! After class, we went outside and made sure Emma's mom wasn't around, I stopped at my locker, Emmie stopped at hers, blah blah blah. When we were finally back outside on the front... yard... thing... of the school, it was really empty. o_O
Now remember that I was wearing shoes that I had to take off to hustle? Yeah. I took them off to walk! Emma took off her shoes too and we put them in my bag. ^_^ We were walking barefoot! Hence... the name of this adventure...
We talked. A lot. We had known each other for five days by now, so of course we were good friends. Anyone would be. (Sarcasm, sarcasm, because we're cool, woo yeah we're cool.) There was a lot of stupid stuff. Yup.
When we reached the Shop 'N' Save (Hannaford's, actually...) parking lot, I saw the paint for parking... spaces... o_O Anyway, it was so white and pretty and shiny-ish and smooth lookin'. So what'd I ask? "Emmie, wanna stop and feel the parking lot paint with our feet?" I mean, wouldn't you? It's just so tempting. That's what we did, actually! It was... orgasmic. And so smooth... mmph.
After this, we continued talking. She told me about how she always used to walk around in barefeet in California. I never did. So. Yeah. We grew increasingly tired. We're so pathetic. But in a good way. We also discussed our one week anniversary! We were going to run through the aisles barefoot in Hannaford's. And have a sleepover! And be idiots and have fun! ^0^
But by the last hill we had to go up, we were about ready to fall over and die. ...It's a minute walk from where we were to get into the middle school. *blink* It took us probably like five minutes. Emma was already planning out our death article in her head. ...Optimism.
After much straining and near deaths, we made it up that blasted hill! GIRL POWER!!!!!!!!!! YEAAAAH WOOO!! This story is so hot. Makes me wanna... *orgasms*
We apparently were supposed to have five minutes to bum around before Key Club... So we thought. We walked around a lot and went to our stupid lockers. And yeah. It was loads of fun! But when we got to Key Club, the room was freakishly full. We couldn't get in! We couldn't see! We couldn't hear! All we could do was sniff and lick people and touch them in places where we shouldn't! <_< >_> Not that we did that... or... anything. *ahack* ANYWAY. Since we weren't in the mood for sniffing, licking, or touching, Emma decided that we should just like... leave. Because... It was like, pointless to be there. And stuff.
So that's what we did! And that's when we realized, "Whoa. We aren't even in shape to bum." We walked around the school a lot, waiting for Libby to get out of the meeting. Bum, bum, buuuum. Excitement! Just we were really tired. And out of shape. We can't even bum! T_T We discussed our one week anniversary more (it was in one day! One dayyyy!) and finally Libby came out! ...And tried to attack us. For leaving. *ahack* Emma went home, I followed Libby home like a lost puppy... It was grand.
Yea, since this story's kinda long, I decided I'd put it into two parts. Let's just ignore the fact that if you're here, you're probably extremely bored and have plenty of time on your hands to read it all in one part... But it's always nice to have a break in between! ^_^
So this one takes place on Friday, September 10th, 2004! Emma and I were excited for this day! It was our oooone week anniversary! One whole week! Full of... Well, you've already read about that! ^_^ So since our week had been so exciting, we were really excited for the excitingness that was about to excitingly come and fill us with even more excitedness than the excitement we were already excitingly filled with and it was exci- *ahack* anyway.
We went through school as usual, seeing each other at lunch and in between classes after it... Weeee, loads of fun! That day, we had a study hall instead of PE! Ohhh lovely joy. So we went in the library together. ^_^ There we counted the days, hours, minutes, and seconds we had known each other. ...Alex found stuff I wrote in Emma's Thought Book and gave me a funny face. You can find our counting on the Fossils page! ^_^
After this was English. Blah blah. Boring English. Nobody cares about you, English. Go away. Stupidhead. Stupidbutt. Stupidshoe. Stupideye. Stupidsquare. Stupidsquash. Stupidcabbage. Stupidheadphone. Stupidreallycoolbluntobjecthatdoesnthaveanameor
acolororashapebutitscoolacuz... itgavemeareallylongname. *ahack* ANYWAY. We somehow managed to live through it. o_O I don't know how we did that last year. Were just... amazing. Words cannot possibly describe just how amazing we were...
Lockers. Went to lockers. Yes. Libby. Found Libby. Sam kind of followed us for a bit, but Libby sent her away. Logan joined us. Yay! Celebration group! We went into Shop 'N' Save and bummed. Loiterloiter bumbum loiterbum. Wee. I remember looking at dog and cat toys and getting free coupons for BABYY FOOOD!! That was really exciting. We also looked at the Halloween costume stuff. Emma and Libby put stuff on my head. I just remember plastic yellow hair with piggy tails on it. o_O We looked at witch hats... Wee, it was fun!
Libby or Logan bought us... SKITTLES! And maybe there was some Coke in there? Something like that. The four of us went back outside and bummed out there, acting like idiots. Someone came by me and said, "Don't do pot," and gave me a pamphlet that said Marijuana - Just Say No or something like that. It was hella cool! Anyway, I gave it to Emma, Emma gave it to Logan, and Logan stuffed it into Libby's bag! I remember writing this a year ago... Ehehehe. Anyway, a worker of the Hannaford's came out and like... Yelled at us for loitering, so we slowly walked down to the end of it near the school.
Ehh, well. We stood around there for a looong time. We pretended to be cars. Vrooom. And we parked. In a parking space. We watched seagulls fly and get food and stuff. It was awesome. I think there was a puddle. Also, there was a Lnard that drove by and honked at us! Yay! ...At least I think. I know there was something about a Lnard though...
Eventually, we got bored with that. *shrugs* So we headed to Libby's house. Logan walked us home! Well, Libby mainly. >P But whatever. Me'n Emma talked a lot on the way to teh house of Libby, because Emma and I were like celebrating and it was an intimate day for us. >D MWAHAHAHA. *ahack* Anyway. It was cool and exciting and stuff. We reached Libby's house and sent Logan home. T_T Poor Logan. Had to walk home all by his lonesoooome...
But here is where I leave you now for part two! See, aren't you glad I separated this? o___O It would be very looong otherwise...
Well, now the excitement really begins. We went into Libby's house and did Emmie introductions. ...Libby's family already knew me. I wasn't special! T_T ... ^_^ Anyway, we went into Libby's room and pigged out on Pringles and Coke! Yay! We also played video games. o_O I remember playing 007 and Mario Party... In 007, I was one of teh girls (or the only girl?) and her boobs were SLIMY. They kept on shooting my slimy boobs. T_T I ran around in circles like an idiot, Emmie and Libby killed me, I shot like an idiot while running around in circles, I killed them like... once. XD
After this, I'm sure we had something for our... "dinner." XD Probably ice cream or junk food? Hoo yes. We went into Sam's room and watched... The Last Unicorn? Somethin' like that. After a bit, I got bored with it, so I escaped out into the living room. Libby followed. Emma followed after a while. I did homework, for some strange reason. Emma and Libby watched... something? XD Ohoh, I think they were playin' video games! I dunno. >_>; I looked at pictures of Nepal, and watched Libbeh's Mommeh make a COWEL. It was awesome. Real awesome.
We had band practiced. Practiced for our totally happenin' group that is now dead, the But Bumps! We have an opera rapper singer/piano player (...forget the name! ><), two backup singers and writers (Bob and Pete), the... the... clarinet? player (..forget this name too ^^), and the drummer, MARCO! WEEE! Teehee. Anyway, that was surely exciting. *ahack*
Then we just acted like idiots more. Again. Yay. Idiotic acting! ^^ We watched Chobits. o_O Yay for Chobits! We got all excited over, "Underpants, underpants!" *giggle* ^^ FUN! But it was only like 10 or 11 and Emma and I were tired. Libby was too! ...So we went to bed. I forced Emmie to sleep on Katie's bed (...it scares me. It like. Fell over on me more than once.) and I slept on Libby's. Libby slept out in the living room on the couch because she would wake up earlier anyway and... She's a nice hostess like that.
Well, that was our celebration! ^_^ Now... For the morning... AFTER. >0<
Normally, Ellie and I aren©–t really dance-type-people. We aren©–t at all, actually. We don©–t like to dance, we don©–t like to mingle, and we don©–t like the current popular music. So why did we go to the first school dance of the year?
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