Ellie-isms:
El: i wanna fall through a ceiling right bout now. o_O
El: HA I HAVE REBELLED AGAINST TEH INSTRUCTIONSSS
El: I AM A REBELLLLLLLLL
El: *dunks hair in purple kool-aid*
El: youu come from meee
El: you are my poo
El: i am your buttum
El: so i'm all @$@#)$*@#$)@#*@#)$*@#$*@# OMFG LET'S GOOO KNOCK OVER A FEW BUILDINGSSSS AND RUN THREE MARATHOONSSSS THEN SWIMM ACROSS THE OCEEAAAAANN WOOO
El: *starestare* "^___^ JUUSTT WOOK UPP ATTT TEHH SKYY *tries to lick the sky* ... *a little too short* .. >>"
El: i soo want a peekerssnifflewoplledonk!!
El: we should have sex
El: depressed sex
El: One month until Jebusette. o.o; Oh my God, I'mma have my very own short, frail, baton twirling, chocolatey brown eyed, red headed, saxy daughter of GOD! ^_^ Can't wait, yoo. <3333
El: but it hash to be the right size to be manly
El: you make me want to flaunt sex in a glass elevator in borders
El: YOU ATE MY WIFIE'S BOOBS? T_T
El: okay
El: now
El: let's floss the top
El: OW.
El: okay.
El: i'm done.
El: ^_^
El: *and blows party things*
El: Luuunch! Emma and I discussed our "plans" for later on! YAY! xD It involved constipation grunts, water bottles and bowling balls. o_O;;
El: RAWWRRRR I'MMA MONSTERR
El: *HAWTLESBIANMAKEOUTSCENEKISSKISSSMOOCHSMOOCHHAWT LESBIANVERTICALSEXRAPEMOLESTRAPERAPESMOOCH*
El: *hogs sexy tattooed hand porn*
El: THAT LIKE
El: TURNED ME ON
El: AND MADE ME WANT TO TOUCH MYSELF
El: *licks the dying things*
El: mmmphhh, death.
El: i feel hiiiiiiiiiiiiigh. i always feel hiiiiiiiiiigh
El: people think i'm hiiiiigh
El: so maybe i am
El: so i was all
El: GLUE
El: *squiiirrt*
El: i shinks i smell FISH
El: SINCE TEH DAY I METCH00 YOU MADE MEH HOOHOO TINGGLLLEE LIKE NO ONE EVER HASSSSSSSS BEFFOOORRRRE
El: and ducky shower... floor.. things.. for the tubba dubba! ^^
El: and they excite me
El: I FEEL SO MARRIED
El: >.> a raisin box almost hit me on the heeeaddd x___X
El: and.. and.. it was BIG
El: and SCARY
El: GOOOD BAII
El: LICKJ00 AND SEXJ00 UP TOMORROOWWWZZORZZ
Emmie-isms:
Em: i wanna be raaaaped...
Em: lets go stand on a street corner with skirts and no underwear and see what happens
Em: lets try using a poem to remember. d is for dummy, which you certainly are not. a is for anger, from which dammitness is wrought. m is for mother in the fucking way, and m again for fuck again because we like it, hey. i is for idiot, you can damn at them. and t is for conTEMPT, which you associate with phlegm.
Em: and be like "here, you move your lipsss like thisssss *puckerpucker*"
Em: ...thesauruses are soooo nice for descriptive stoof. ambulating, footing it, hoofing it, pacing, stepping, traipsing, treading, trooping, strolling, striding, CIRCUMAMBULATE!!
Em: i have to take walk/jog/run in PE, in which we like... go out in the ice and snow and run to the dairy queen and back
Em: well something like that, its a maine-ish version
Em: in a small white shack
Em: that looks sort of like a trailor
Em: and also sells bear traps and polyurethane
Em: OMFG I WON A FREE PENIS ENLARGEMENTTTTTTTTT *looking through junk mail*
El: o.o
Em: aaaand i won a PSP!
Em: and a CAR
Em: and some CONDOMS
Em: and 44 inch tits o.O;;
El: GIVE ME YOUR PENIS ENLARGEMENTTT
Em: NU ITS MINE
El: FINE I WANT TEH TITSSS
Em: XD you can have teh tits
Em: rice makes your feet sexy
Em: *nodnod*
El: O.O
El: REALLY?!
Em: YEAAAA
El: *gobble gobble gobble*
Em: >.> <.< ...mmph, lobstah, ay-yuh. *gobblegobble*
El: ...*WHACK*
Em: godsa sexay bastarrrrddd
El: AAAAAAAMEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEENNNNN
El: okay so we have no paper clips x_x
El: and i can't use glue 'cause... that won't come off.. XD
Em: <.<;; you definitely cant GLUE origami
El: who would want to see a pregnant girl with her legs spread >>
Em: ....you
El: ...
El: besides me
Em: HELLO MAH WIFFFEEEE
Em: HOW ARE YOU ON THIS FINE SATURDAY AFTERNOOOON?!?!?!!!!
El: XD
El: I'M FIIIINE
El: HOWWWW ARRRRE YOUUU
Em: I'M QUITE DANDYYYYY
El: YYYYYYAAAAYYYYYYYYYYYY
Em: So he'll always come behind that big guy!
El: I wish I had a name like that... that big guy...
Em: I shall call you that big guy from now on, Ellie!
El: HIDE MEEE
Em: i shall protect yoooooooooouuuuu
Em: *hides you in the vast folds of my cape*
itsa long storyx: mmppphh ^___^
Em: mmppphh ^___^
El: MMMMMMMMMMMMPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPH
Em: MMMMMMMMMMMMPPPPPPPPPPPPPPH
El: MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM
PPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Em: MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMPPPP
PPPPPPPPPPPHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
El: MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM
MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM
MMMMMMPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP
PPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Em: MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM
MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM
PPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPH
HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
El: MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM
MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM
MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM
MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM
MMMMPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP
PPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP
PPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP
PPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP
PHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Em: MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM
MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM
MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM
MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP
PPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP
PPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP
PPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP
PHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
El: o.o your mmph skillz pwn mine
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